Caribbean avocado and mango salad: Let's talk about hair removal

I'm letting you know that I'm going to talk about hair removal .

Doesn't it have anything to do with it? I'll tell you something: in Spain, " caribeña " is a type of hair removal. Caribbean groin.

There is the Brazilian (aka: dug deep) and there is the Caribbean (aka: the Hitler).

The names of both types of hair removal styles hide a strong prejudice against Brazilian and Caribbean women.

Because?

normal hair removal .

And what is called normal hair removal?

Well, let's just say it's just the right amount: exactly what sticks out of the bikini. No more, no less.

Once our frame of reference is explicit, let's move on to the premises hidden behind this simple name:

a. The normal thing is to shave.

b. There is a normal way to shave, and others that are not

c. The normal way of shaving removes only what the tent neighbor at the beach would see, outside the bikini. It's normal for the tent neighbor to see us in a bikini.

d. The unusual way of shaving also removes what the tent neighbor would see if we took off our bikinis. It's not normal for the tent neighbor to see us without a bikini.

e. Brazilian and Caribbean are not normal forms of hair removal

Brazilian and Caribbean woman show their tent neighbor what's under their bikinis

g. Brazilian and Caribbean are not normal

Brazilian and Caribbean are a bit slutty

i. Caribbean is more of a whore than Brazilian

Look at all the things Spanish hairdressers think and keep quiet about . What a tremendous profession, that of Spanish hairdressers, how prudish.

Not like here, worldly people, open-minded women, who have only one name for groin waxing: groveling . And from then on, an indication: deep, deeper, a little deeper, (affectionately) Hitlerian, total.

Because the idea should be to allow every woman to freely choose her hair removal style and her tent neighbor. Because women in a Free Nation don't go around pointing out what hair removal is normal and what isn't. Because in this country, if anyone should be judged, it's the oppressors... and that strange breed of women who decided not to shave .

-Paulina, weren't you going to pass us a salad?

Oh yeah, excuse me. I hung up. My Caribbean salad . It's delicious. Caribbean because it has avocado, mango, and coconut. Just for that reason.

Pay attention to the toasted coconut. I loved it and will use it in more recipes.

Enjoy it!

Ingredients

One day I'll tell you that "tira de cola" could be a cut of meat

• 1/2 mango
• 1 avocado
• Green leaves: spinach, arugula, lettuce
• 2 tbsp. grated coconut
• Dressing:
• 1/2 lemon juice
• 1 piece of hot chili
• Cilantro
• 1 onion piece
• Olive oil
• Salt, pepper

Caribbean avocado and mango salad recipe

and “bozo” is a good name for offal

1. Wash and arrange the green leaves at the bottom of the salad bowl.

2. Cut the mango and avocado into large chunks and arrange them on the leaves. Season with salt and pepper.

3. Shredded coconut : Toast it in a hot, empty pan. It only takes a few seconds. Remove it beforehand, when only the bottom is toasted and the top is white. Stir with a spoon; the coconut will finish toasting off the heat and will end up ochre-colored (beautiful...). Drizzle this coconut over your salad.

4. The dressing: Chop the onion very finely with the cilantro . Chop the pepper and mix everything together. Add the lemon , then the oil . Mix vigorously to combine everything. Season the salad with this dressing.

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This is how the Caribbean salad looks like

The coconut gives it a great crunchy touch